"Bitch Please!"...The Main Chick Vs. The Jump-Off

We see it, hear about it, or we ARE it: a guy's "main line" or his "jump-off". Now, in no way am I insinuating that all men cheat, that all women in relationships are dealing with this, or that all single ladies are jump-offs. Who I am in fact addressing are those who make excuses for certain and specific behaviors when it comes to this situation.

First of all, since when did it become ok to be a "main line" when you should be THE ONLY! Secondly, you know your man is cheating like crazy yet you make all these justifications: "Me and him live together, he only spends the night at that other girl's house sometimes.", "I got his baby, so he's always gonna come home to me.", "He using her for her money.", blah blah blah. Slice it up, add whipped cream, and a cherry...it's still bullshit! These justifications and any others that are spouted off only amount to one thing: you're trying to save face as well as dull the pain of the embarrasment you feel. Not to mention the reality that your man is disrespecting you as well as your relationship. For this, you get a "Bitch please!" and a much needed dose of self-esteem and reality.

Jump-offs...sigh...where do I begin. You're getting another woman's leftovers. Sloppy seconds if you will. Since when did 2nd place win any prizes? I especially love the jump-off chicks who come into the situation knowing they are a jump-off yet get mad when the man hasn't bettered their position! Oh, you wanna be #1? Sorry, that position was previously filled. But hey, if you don't value yourself worthy enough of a man to make you his #1, then God-speed and good luck to ya' anyway! You get a "Bitch please!", and a 2nd place ribbon!