Stuff I Hate...Part Deux

Call me a "weirdo" but here's MORE stuff that I hate:

Prom/After 5 dresses in the club~ maybe my friends and I missed the memo, but last time I checked the club was not a formal dinner/dance party. Be fly of course! But save the sparkly "after 5" joints for what they were made for--SPECIAL OCCASIONS!

<===NOT a club dress!

<===club cute...


Muffin top~ two words: bigger pants. Low rise pants that are a size or two too small create this unsightly spillage. Two more words: not sexy!


Gum smacking~ do girls do this thinking it's cute? Just wondering because with that gum smacking there seems to be a "hot girl" 'tude. Is that spit that makes the gum crack? Ewwwww. Whatever the case may be, it's wack to smack...your gum.


Liars~ why front? Nine times outta ten, you're gonna be found out. Just tell the truth. You'll feel better about yourself in the long run. It's only so long fake mofo's can pretend!

"Steak-ums"~ ok, so, it's a paper-thin piece of "steak" that clearly is not really steak because I've never tasted any steak that tastes this horrible! Just gross! You'd be better off buying a cheap cut of REAL steak, chopping it up yourself, and making a sandwich out of that!
<===Newsflash! NOT real steak!

Ford Taurus~ to me, this is the fugliest car in the world. Period. They just look so corny to me! I don't care how they church it up, this car sucks.


Scary eyebrows~ whether they are completely shaved off and then redrawn in a dreadful arch waaaaaayyyy up higher than where your actual brows were before you weed-wacked them, or the big furry wooly bear style brows...it's just not right! Not to mention the fact that there is no excuse! Many years ago, I was the victim of bad brows and had to join Over-Pluckers Anonymous. When you over pluck, shave 'em off, or whatever you do, it takes alot of hard work and hella patience for them to grow back. Leave your brow grooming in the hands of the pros and only do them yourself IF AND ONLY IF you learn the PROPER techniques and have the PROPER tools!


<===SCARY!!!