You Know You're Ghetto When...

...the only time you can get a ride home from your man is on payday.

...your nails are so long that you can't wipe your behind properly

...turning up the heat means turning on another burner on the stove

...you always eat at other peoples' houses but never bring anything

...your car cost more than your house



...you use black eyeliner to line your lips

...the heels of your feet look like you've been riverdancing in flour

...you don't think you're clean unless there's visible baby powder on your neck and chest...and you ain't no baby!

...you say any of the following:
Axe= Ask
Labtop= Laptop
Wayment= Wait a minute
Nem= contraction for "and them"
Skreet= Street
Ambalamps= Ambulance
Look did= Looked
Pacific= Specific (no, these words are not interchangeable!)



You're getting married, but:

your wedding dress is also a maternity dress,

there are more people in the wedding than in the audience,

everybody's exes were invited because they're all remarried to someone else in the family