You're A Model...But...

The only pics you've ever taken were in your living room, bathroom or at the club...

You forgot to hide the tags on the dress that you planned on returning after you took your pics in it...

Nobody--except your "myspace friends"--actually knows that you're a model...

Someone forgot to tell you that in the world of glamour modeling, you're photog is supposed to EDIT OUT the pimples on your ass!...

If this applies to you...PLEASE STOP THE SHENANIGANS!!!