Why??? The "Girl Bye!" Edition

Why do you take certain song lyrics to heart? (i.e. "...it ain't where he at it's where he, where he wanna be!", and "...if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it...") ...So why you all up in the club sangin' your heart out to some guy or girl that ain't even paying you an ounce of attention remember that it's a three minute song, not a literal translation of your life!

Why do you think your knock-off bag, nappy lace front, and canal street outfit gives you the right to act stank? Girl you are not doin' it big so stop it!

and speaking of lace fronts...Why are you walking around with that thing pulled down to your eyebrows? Didn't you watch the damn tutorial?

Why do you choose to not wash your hands after using a public restroom? Don't you know how absolutely disgusting that is?!?

Why do you buy shoes and clothes that are clearly too small? When the button on your pants is looking like it's about to pop off and take somebody's eye out and your big toe is scraping the ground, you have to know that it's obvious your shit don't fit!

Why are you applying MAC to them dry ass lips? You got the thickest skeet line jumpin off! Exfoliate with warm water & a towel, apply carmex, and then get the lipgloss poppin!

Why are you so loud? Are you deaf in one ear?

Why are you leaving your kids in the car while you get your hair done? Isn't that child endangerment? Either find a sitter or re-schedule your appointment!

Why won't you buy a bra that fits? Triple boob is not what's up.

Why are your ankles and feet ashy but your lips glossed up?

What? Girl bye! LOL!