Hell Date

Dating disasters are happening to fab single ladies everywhere. Take a look at this story from the fabulous Aviana of Intro Magazine:

 

My dating disaster took place in the winter of 2004. I was asked to go out on a double date with this guy that I met at the bank. Every time he would come into the bank I would always turn him down. Eventually I finally accepted (I was the only single female at my branch so you know they spent ever waking moment trying to find someone for me). We went on a double date to Benihannas. I knew it was going to be a problem when his friends said that every time the go to Benihannas they never spend less than $100 a piece. When the menu arrives my date asks have I ever been here before. "No" I stated. He grabs a menu and begins to point out the appetizers for me to choose as a main dish. YES, I said main dish because they are the least expensive things on the menu (that why I always carry extra cash and a credit card). When it came time to place our orders his friend and his girlfriend ordered steak and lobster both with extra steak and lobster. My date orders the same and attempts to order me a soup. I politely said excuse me and told the waiter that I would have the same as everyone else. My date looked at me and asked was I going to eat all of it. Just to be a smart ass I said "I don't know". Now if anyone knows me of course you know I will eat my plate and his but the fact that you trying to sell me short I am going to act stupid. At the end of the meal his friend said we should all go to Dave and Busters. My date looked at me and asked if I wanted to go? The look in his eyes stated that he hoped I would say no. I looked at his friend and said "Yes we should go". My date didn't want to go because the bill for the night for the two of us was $240. Now mind you we took separate cars to Benihannas. I told them to follow me to my house so I could drop off my car and so I could ride with my date. My date asked me if I just wanted to drive. I drank the last bit of my Heineken and looked at him and said "I can't drive because I have been drinking" my date had a brand new 2004 GS 300 Lexus! We get to Dave and Busters and I had to put him to the test. My favorite video game is House of the Dead. If he loses the game that is the end of us. Well needless to say he kept dying throughout the game. I only used two lives and I had to keep restarting him. By the end of the night he spent about $400 and he did not get any (you must be used to me spending but I am fucking you tonight  -R. Kelly). Number one, when you have expensive friends and you ask me to go out with you to meet them, don't try and sell me short! Don't ask me to drive and you have a newer car than me! Most importantly, don't ever order for me like I am a child!! He was financially stable, no kids, new car, new house, loved to travel but he was cheap as all hell! I didn't feel his opinions on a lot of things as well.

 

**Ladies** Beware of cheapskates!!!!

 

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