I Ain't Sayin' She A Golddigger...

...But she might be. A gold digger is a woman who can't bring anything worthwhile to the table but expects to be showered with expensive gifts, money, trips & all other luxuries. She's constantly on the prowl for high-profile men and sees nothing but dollar signs. Her existence lies solely in some rich guy's pockets and she's only concerned with what material things she can acquire. Some gold diggers even go as far as to use strategic crazy methods to end up pregnant by their wealthy conquests! (Turkey basters ain't just for making a bird juicy anymore!...If you're lost, Google it! )

 

I love to break down the difference between a gold digger and a woman with standards because all too often people tend to confuse the two. Let's not get it twisted one little bit because there are clear-cut distinctions when it comes to this here: women with standards (WWS) have their own, can give her man more than coochie, yet expects that he has at least what she has. She's not looking for a come up but knows that she deserves a man who works just as hard as she does to have the finer things in life. She also expects to be treated as a queen as well as his equal. WWS realize that it's hard work being Ms. Independent but know that it's degrading work being a man's hoe. I'm just sayin...

 

She might be a gold digger if:

1. You don't get the coochie until after you've bought her something.

Scratch a gold digger's back and she'll scratch yours--and by your back I mean your penis. It's just her way of classically conditioning you: YOU GOTTA PAY TO PLAY. Gold or Black AmEx cards only need apply.

2. She blames the recession for her current relationship troubles

If she suggests relationship counseling because you can't buy her new Jimmy Choos, your chick may just be a lil' money hungry.

3. The man of her dreams is Hugh Hefner

She's always wanted a man just like daddy--old & loaded.