Showing newest posts with label WTF. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label WTF. Show older posts

Friday, October 9, 2009

Ghett-out 'a Here!


Are they sure its women they're looking for??? I'm just sayin...


Get it girl!...or boy!


Damn shame, Sesame Street used to be such a nice neighborhood...


When did Ms. Piggy get tatted?


I can attest to wanting some bbq this badly. Hmmmmm, this may actually be a good idea...


Clearly, "ghetto" crosses all color lines...


If the state didn't have proof that he was the baby's daddy, they have it now!


I agree, strollers are totally overrated...

Gotta love our people!!!

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Who Comes Up With This Sh*t?!?



Are you fcuking kidding me?!? If you're cold just wear a sweater!

...and if the 'Snuggie' doesn't take the cake...





As if...

Oh and I can't forget another fave of mine...



Note that they were sure to distinguish that this is a TIDDY bear as opposed to a TITTY bear...I have no words...

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Frankie & Neffe: A Celebration of Fuckery

Frankie and Neffe celebrated the premiere of their new show last week in Atlanta. Hmmmm...so many questions come to mind right now....
 
Why does Frankie have on those hot azz boots/jeans/dress combo? It's 80 degrees in ATL!
 
And this makes baby # ? for Neffe? Seriously, how many kids does this chick have? I lost count a long time ago.
 
I'll stop there because I could go on forever...Anywho, I guess this was to be expected. Thanks a million BET! And I mean that with all the sarcastic sincerity that I can muster.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

So Ga-Ga-Gay!



Spectacular aka "Sexy Spec" (LMAO) of Pretty Ricky is challenging other entertainers to a "grindathon" in this here display of...???

Whether he's comfy in his manhood or just stuck in the closet, somethin' bout this here is just...well...suspect! Pink speedos? Whatev.

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Another "WTF?!?" Moment


Here we go yet again with shenanigans-a-plenty...

(note the stain in the ass of her panties)===>
...so damn stanky...


...introducing "Juanita's Bumper Curl", class of '93...


...Fred & Wilma Flintstone were black and lived in the hood? Who knew!

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

**Newsflash!** Tattoos Are Permanent


Tats are great. I have two and I want more. But there's one thing that you MUST keep in mind: tattoos are forever. When you're at the parlor and you're looking around or you have the exact tat and the spot that you want it in all picked out in your mind, you're not really thinking about anything except for how fly it's gonna look after you're all inked up. Sure there are cover-up options if it's not done right the first time or laser removal if you just don't want it anymore, but both of those options still involve more time, more money and more needles. The laser removal leaves ugly scars which would be a constant reminder of what was. So, like I said, tats are permanent. Period.

Confession time: when I was a youngin' (22 years old) I actually got an older boyfriend's name tatted on me. The feeling of regret came over me almost instantly. I felt like that white girl "Vanilla", the stripper from the movie "Player's Club" when she said in disgust, "I wish I woulda never got this nigga name tattooed on me!" It was big and dark and all I could think was boy oh boy...wtf did I just do? While this nigga was as happy as a gay man in San Francisco, I felt like a complete idiot. It's been long covered up, but technically it's still there; permanently etched into my skin when even the vaguest thought of his ass has been long gone!

Before pursuing a tattoo, think long and hard about future plans. For example, you want a huge butterfly on your belly but you plan on having a baby one day. Good idea? Not so much.

I also feel as though people in artistic fields can get away with much more. An artist (musician, painter, makeup, etc.), stylist (fashion, hair), and of course a tattoo artist, who all make their living off their art have more leeway in where they can wear their tats. My hair stylist, Sunni, has three tiny stars at the outer corner of her left eye and it looks so hot on her. Me, I could never pull that off. Business professionals have to make sure their tattoos can be concealed. In an office setting, they couldn't care less about your freedom to do as you wish with your body. As far as your boss is concerned when you're on his/her time and money, you belong to them! Sucks, yeah I know. The only way around it is to work for yourself but then again, depending upon the type of work you would do, you still have to be mindful of the body art that you choose.

Please don't end up as I did in a place of regret, LOL! Take your time, think long and hard about your lifestyle and the pros and cons of certain tats and where they're placed on your body. Remember, there's no way to completely undo a tattoo.

Tattoo DON'Ts:

DON'T tattoo a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name ANYWHERE on your body...for obvious reasons

DON'T get tatted by some random. Let a professional with a great portfolio and body of work do your tattoos.

DON'T be drawn in by super low prices. I believe that you get what you pay for...are you willing to take that gamble with your body?

DON'T drink liquor to dull the pain before hitting the parlor. Drinking just thins your blood making you bleed more when the needle hits your skin.

Craziest tats I've ever seen on random people:
~a guy with "Porn Star" written on the left side of his neck!

~a chick with a completely naked man with a huge penis coming up from her stomach between her breasts!

~the chick with the huge butterfly covering her whole ass!

^^^Just don't do it!!!^^^

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Another "WTF?!?" Moment...

If this isn't the meaning of "white trash" then I don't know what is!


...is that a bra attatched to a sheer tablecloth?...and exactly how much makeup DOES the bride have on?...


...the bride's body is not even bangin' enough for her to be dressed like this!


...what in the blue taffetta hell?...


...awwww dayum! even the kids look like sluts!

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